Loss of wisdom.

Oh the great times of surgery and getting knocked out. So many things I don't remember that I did yesterday right after I got my wisdom teeth out.

#1. I made my mom take a picture of me immediately after I woke up. Ugliest picture of my life I might add.

#2. Austin was just getting dropped off at the MTC right when I was waking up from surgery. My mom said I talked to him and said goodbye, but I don't remember at all. So I continued calling him, his sister, and his dad trying to get a hold of him to tell him bye. Finally his dad answered and told me he was gone, that's when I started crying. The best part is, I don't remember this and every time my mom talks about it, she starts bawling!

#3. Because I didn't think I got to talk to him, I was super depressed. My mom told me I could write him a Dear Elder letter and tell him bye in that. Then she proceeded to go upstairs to take a nap. Leaving me unattended. Which I might add, the instruction paper said "do not leave patient unattended." While I was alone, I somehow wrote him a Dear Elder letter. I have no idea if it will get to him... But here is the letter.

Elder davis. 

I am so sorry I didn't get to say bye to you. I am having a really hard time with my teeth :( You are so great and I don't even know if I did this right. I am still pretty out of it. If you aren't my austin davis can you find him for me? Thanks. Let him know he made it! He did such an amazing job. Also. They put a needle in me and I didn't like it at all. I did it though! And I got the cutest picture of you from your dad. I think he likes me sometimes. On tv this girl just hit a boy with a water balloon. I hope that doesn't happen to me. Because its cold outside and I don't like cold wet things mixed. Like snow. I like snow in the snow approved areas only. Oh but if this is my austy congrats and I'm sorry I didn't get to say bye :(  

Pssst... I love you. 

Mrgy the girl with no more wisdom. Can you tell from my letter? It's not very wise huh? :) at least I still have my head though!!! 

SEE YO U LATER BESTIE!!
Sorry if this letter is too soon. I couldn't wait. Since I was in surgery and I missed you leaving!! I'll wait longer before sending the next one. (loratabs are silly. Don't do drugs on your mission. I don't think that's allowed. But if it is. I can hook you up!!) (only if they say it's okay though. And I don't know if I want to share them. But I might with you!) 

I'm done now 

Want a care package?? Speak now or forever (well never) get any cookies!!
It wants me to put your estimated departure day!!! I don't know what that is though!! Hurry give it to me so I can send this!! 

I don't know if that's my real address. :/ I hope I don't go to jail. Do I go to jail for that? :( if I'm in jail I can't go on a mission! Huh? Please tell them I'm sorry if it's wrong! I just don't remember it right now!

My mom gets such a laugh out of this letter, she has shared it with basically every person she knows.. Which is why I felt like I should just put it on here.

#4. I told Brett that I needed to tell Ace of Cakes that they are better than Cake Boss. So I wanted to take a magic carpet out to Boston to see them.

#5. My mom did a U-Turn in the gas station parking lot and I yelled at her for going in circles! I thought she was trying to kill me.